Inability to find a comfortable sleeping position...check.
Hands, feet, and legs bloated to cartoonish proportions...check.
Copious indigestion...check.
Half my torso's normal range of motion...check.
Onesies coming out my ears...check.
Unpredictable irrational emotions galore...check.
Carseat installed...OK, as soon as we install the carseat, can I have this baby? Please?
